The Punk Vault

PromoGuy’s Monday Mission 3.35

Do you think it is “unethical” for newspaper photographers to use PhotoShop to alter the images they capture? Should journalists be held to a higher standard?
If they are just cropping some shit out of the photo that is unnecessary or color correcting then no it is fine. If they are doctoring photos to make them false then yes, it is unethical and should never happen.

Is masturbation a bad thing? Even in the times in which we live, is it something that can’t be spoken of still? And just for grins, do you really believe people who say they’ve never done that?
I don’t think so. I do remember a time when I was a teenager and one was made fun of for such things.

If you had the power to be the Webmaster Almighty, what one thing would you eliminate entirely from the World Wide Web?
I’d get rid of all those fucking pop-up ads! Punishable by death! And that shit where you close the window and then 5 more pop up, that’s going too!

Did you grow up in the same town when you were young, or did your parents move around a lot? How do you think that impacted your life? Has it had any affects on your adult life?
I live in the same town I have lived in my entire life. I am keeping the torch of punk rock alive in Downers Grove, IL!

Who deserves to be called a Liar to their face? What would you say to them to publicly humiliate them?
Oh, I can think of a few. Anna Nicole Alphahottie, TMG, an individual or two that I used to work with at Midway are the first to come to mind. A couple I have called on their shit, Anna Nicole Alphahottie I never saw or talked to again and when I found out the truth, I never got to tell her what an asshole she is and how crazy she is. Someday maybe I’ll get the chance but I doubt our paths will ever cross again.

How do you picture Heaven?
As a place that doesn’t exist. Anyone have pictures or any proof? How do you know it isn’t just something made up in that work of fiction that the kidtouchers read from in church? The closest thing to “heaven” was seeing the unfortunately now-former Queen of the Manor, as the time I got to spend with her was the most happy and fun times I can remember having for a very very long time. I only hope that lightning will strike for her and I a third time and without the bad timing.

Who do you hope to meet in the afterlife?
My mom, both grandmothers and grandfathers. I don’t know if there is such a thing as afterlife, and if there is, I’m coming back for the Punk Vault as the former Queen of the Manor is going to be guarding it for me.


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