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Such a waste of a hot girl…

I learned that tomorrow is Anna Nicole Alphahottie’s wedding to the senior citizen. I wish her a long, happy life of changing the guy’s depends and cleaning his dentures. What a kook! I should have known better that someone that into country music and country dancing can’t be playing with a full deck.


  • Uh, that was quick! How well do you think she actually knows this guy to marry him right away like that? Sounds like another divorce is in the make for her really soon. You’re better off without her, Mike.


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