After 90 god damn minutes and more toilet words than a normal man can string together in one paragraph, I finally beat the pro challenge in Tony Hawk 4. I was playing as Hawk and that fucking thing was tough, but I overcame cuz I HAVE MAD DARK JEDI SKILLZ! Shit yeah, I am the man. Actually Thor is even better at this game than I am. He is like Obi Wan and I am like Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader) but that’s ok, cuz I get to be EVIL!
Jesus, I need to get out, I think I am losing my mind being a prisoner of my own house!
I’m better than you because I have been a shut in loser for many years more than you. So fear my mad Emperor skillz. I am no Obi Wan. I am the DARK LORD OF THE SITH!!!!The Dark Shutin of the Sith actually.
If you are the emperor, then I would be the dark lord of the sith, cuz that was Darth Vader. So you are Emperor Fuckotine, and I am Darth MXV. F those good jedi’s, the dark side OWNZ!
when i was 14-ish i wanted to marry tony hawk desperatly.
instead, he married some horrid ballet dancing bimbo.fool.
Are you still married to him?!