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PromoGuy’s Monday Mission 3.18

Are there any confrontations you have been avoiding that you know you will eventually have to deal with? What’s that all about?
Hmmm…. Well, my previous accountants are under the impression that I owe them money for sending a letter to the IRS to try and fix THEIR MISTAKE! I need to call them or write them and tell them what I think of their shitty service and where they can put that bill but have been procrastinating. I’m sure they wonder why I didn’t have them do my taxes this year, yes they are that stupid.

When was the last time you surprised yourself by being more brave than you ever thought you could be?
When I had the balls to ask out the alphahottie. I was at this party on new years eve and met her at it. Here was this really beautiful woman that I figured wouldn’t be interested in me, but after hanging out with her for most of the party, I asked her out and she said yeah. If you know me, you’d know I’m pretty shy. Of course, two months later she ended up freaking out and dumping me for reasons I still don’t comprehend, so look where that got me 🙁

You know that sickly feeling you get when are speeding and out of the corner of your eye you realize you just passed a hidden police car? It is that “deer-caught-in-the-headlights” feeling, where you are so busted there is no way out. When was the last time you were in a situation like that?
I guess it was the last time I ever got pulled over, which has been a couple years now I think.

Do you have any things stored away that you just can’t get rid of but will probably of no sentimental value to anyone once you are gone? Why do we hang on to that stuff? Do you think you could sell or auction it off?
Yeah, I have all the stuff that DNP (the “ex wife”) gave me in a box (aka: the box of pain). I just can’t bring myself to get rid of it, and it is of no value to anyone on earth. I guess I hang on to it cuz it was a big part of my life back then, and a long amount of time, and that is all I have left from it.

What are some of the things you have a strong stomach for, and what are some of the things that can turn your stomach?
Well being a big fan of slasher movies, I have a pretty high tolerance for blood and gore I guess. As for what turn my stomach, things like maggots and stuff like that is pretty disturbing.

Have you ever been involved in an experience that started out as something good and enjoyable but eventually became destructive and bad for your health (mentally or physically)?
Yeah, her name was Colleen….. I could write a book about that experience. That girl was TROUBLE! Ask anyone who knew me back then.

Do you believe in evolution or creationism or something else?
I don’t really know what I beleive, so I guess something else.

1 comment

  • i hate that “im driving WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to fast and that cop so saw me!” feeling. happens way to often!


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